Belgian friend: Have you ever been to Belgium?
American friend: Yes. Five times.
Belgian friend: Really? Five times? What did you think of it?
American friend: It was beautiful, and the food was fantastic. But I noticed the people there looked so sad and depressed. Although I did see a certain pride in their faces...like they know they make great products.
Belgian friend, thoughtfully: Mmmm, yes. We do make great products.
--Joyce Theater, 19th & 8th
Overheard by: Shannon